Toys Toys Toys

......after my "adventures" with Copper, L.D. and IB, I decided that I need to step back and think about how I'm gonna make things better when I meet men. In the mean time a girl has needs sometimes that need needs taken care of. Now when I was married I had several toys but they were mostly used with the ex, so when I left him I left them there too. The ex even ask me do you want your toys?? Nope I said you keep them and fuck yourself with them. Now I can't image why he would keep them but he still has them......so does he stroke them in his fantasy land or use them on his girlfriend?? All I can think is EEWWWWW yuck!! anyway...........I needed and wanted some new toys to make my own new memories with!!! LOL!!! Internet shopping I went....oh my all the toys for so many fun things to do......alone, with a friend (man friend thank you). Dildo, dongs, vibrators, glass dildos, butt plugs, rabbits and lubes, restraints. You name it, it was there. First thing I looked for was a Rabbit, I had heard how great they were and I wanted one. Found myself a nice, middle of the road Rabbit (next time I'm going to upgrade to a Rabbit with more bells and whistles) Just a Rabbit wasn't enough, found some lube, got a vibrator, and a dildo. As I browsed the website for a dildo I found the "catapillar".......I thought that looks like a good dildo so with my order complete I eagerly awaited my delivery. I have a special drawer in my bedroom for my toys and stuff, so when the order finally arrived I excitedly took the box into my bedroom to open and put away my special new treasures!!!! With the box on my bed I opened it, the first thing I see on top is the catapillar........between laughing so hard I almost peed my pants, and saying "OMG" over and over and over, I took the catapillar out of the box. The catapillar should have been called the anaconda because it was freakin huge!!!!! Felt like it weighted about 5 pounds and is as long as my foot but OMG the girth!!!! I couldn't even get my hand all the way around it. Now I don't have small hands so for me not to get my hand around it, it is big, as a matter of fact when I tried to get my hand around it there were still about 3 inches to go........all I could think was that thing aint gonna fit. It will never fit, not even if a girl launched herself onto it would it fit, fall on it, sit on it, nothing was gonna make it fit.......there is not enough lube in the world to make that "catapillar" fit. Now when I seen catapillar I thought average size, cute.....should be just right. Lesson learned when ordering dildos off the internet get out a ruler, tape measure, something to see how big something is gonna be. To be honest I never even looked at the dimension for the catapillar, just went by the name, the picture and assumed it would ok. Really didn't even think about it. So even ordering dildos my luck is pretty iffy, if you know what I mean.
I love the Rabbit......"here bunny, bunny, bunny!!!!!" Oh and by the way the catapillar doesn't fit, don't even keep it in my special toy drawer.....afraid it will break the bottom out of the drawer!!! LOL!!!!!








Oh and by the way it doesn't fit