Fat or Phat?

I took Uncle Jam home......I was pretty blunt with him, more so than anyone else.  Not that I hide things but I was just flat out blunt.......told him he was going home with me to fuck.......he had to wear a rubber.  Now he was a different one.....the whole situation was kind of odd.  First off he wasn't much of a kisser.  I like to kiss and not all men can kiss or I should kiss good.  I mean Uncle Jam kissed me maybe twice and he wasn't a overly good kisser.  The next thing that was sort of odd was that usually when you hook up with a man they want to start undressing you, at least till they get to see and feel the ta-tas.  With Uncle Jam it was undressed and then in the bed.  I do have to say he was a nice toucher......knew how to touch the right places.  The touch was enough t get me going so what the heck bring it on.  Uncle Jam wasn't overy large in the manhod department, average and I can deal with average.  It's the itty bitty I done with!  Now I have to say this for Uncle Jam the ool was bent, yeah have a curve to it.  When I seen that I thought oh great how's this gonna work out, but I have to admit it turned out pretty good because that curved to hit just in the right spot!!!
When I bring someone home the first time and he can make me cum two times......he did good!!
He must have enjoyed what I had to give also because when he was done he says to me, "you have a fat pussy"  and I'm like excuse me???   I have a what???  He says no that's good.....not fat but "PHAT"  like sweet.  Now I have heard of a lot of things but "PHAT Pussy" is not one of them.  Oh well that's ok but I was glad he enjoyed me as much as i enjoyed him.  Next time I just rather a man say I have a sweet pussy instead of a PHAT pussy.!!!!