mismatched

Friday night....I met up with some friends and we went out for some drinks. You know usually Friday nights at the Ramada is pretty busy, but not this Friday night. Really was down right boring...guess the rain put a damper on things. The friends I was drinking with decided to go to another bar and I just wasn't up for it. First of this place is a little rough, they make crappy drinks, and the state cop are noturious for pulling people over around this area. So I just stay away from there if I have been drinking, which tonight I was feeling no pain. So anyway I leave the Ramada, decide to stop at Gas America for some bottled water and I had to pee. Go to the bathroom to take care of business, wash my hands when the deed is done....look in the mirror at my new haircut which I don't like and low-n-behold I have on mismatched earrings. I don't go out in mismatched earrings...not only are they mismatched, they are two different size hoops, one is silver and one is gold. WTF I did not drink any liquor while getting ready or anytime before getting to the bar. Not only that all the people I know and call friends didn't notice or they didn't tell me. Wonder which one it was. But I need to really stress here I do not go out mismatched in any way shape or form!!!