Tag Team me????

Last night I was out, having a drink......my basic kick back, have a drink, listen to the music and relaxing.  Like any other time I was at the bar minding my own business this guy came up to me and ask me if I was alone.  Well yes....he knew that because he and another man sat on the other side of the bar from me.....seen me sitting alone.  Turns out the other guy is his uncle.   He ask me if I would come sit with them and talk to them.........sure why not, this could be interesting.  Yes I went over sat between.  They were both originally from Jamicia.  When I first ask the uncle where are you from he says Ohio.  I looked a him funny and said that don't sound like a Ohio accent......he just kind of laughs and says I live in Ohio but grew up and I'm from Jamicia.  Ok that settled we just start the basic shooting the shit stuff.  Of course seems like they all say the same thing about my eyes, my smile and my lips.  Oh but this one says he like my booty!!!!......and I'm like are you kidding me?......not the boobs but the ass.  Hmmmm what's this ones line now.  But while I'm talking to the uncle, nephew on the other side keeps throwing little things out there.  Finally nephew asks me if I have ever been with 2 Jamicians..........hell I never been with one.........then nephew starts telling me the eyes and lips story like most men and that he wants to kiss me.  About this time I'm looking back and forth between the two..........and finally ask them what's the deal you two trying to tag team me or what???  Nephew just gives me a look like huh what are you talking about so I ask Uncle.........he don't know what tag teaming is.  So I enlighten him........now he's pissed because he realizes nephew has been hiting on me from oe side while he's trying to get friendly on the other........and me??? I'm sitting there thinking HELLO!!! do you think I'm stupid!!!   Nw don't get me wrong I would mind trying that sometime but I haven't came across two men that interest me enough to let them have at me both at the same time.  Anyway I give them both a look and uncle starts in on nephew in Jamician (which I don't understand) so I can only assume uncle was telling nephew to back off because next thing I knew nephew was walking away.  I guess they understood I didn't feel like being tag teamed and really didn't appericate being worked by two.  Maybe that is something I need to consider down the road.............