Monday, October 19, 2009

Panty Raid

What is with dogs and underwear??  I have a girl puppy almost 6 months old......she is great.  I love her to pieces and she has made me so happy.  Always happy when I get home, always happy to be around me, snuggles up with me, entertains me, makes me laugh and just all around fun.  So I have just one issue with her.......she loves my underwear......she chews and licks the crotch of my dirty underwear.  I have to make sure I put them away when I take them off.  She likes girl dirty underwear......does that make her a lesbian dog or just a freaky dog??  She likes boob sweat too but she don't get to lick boobs because it is just too weird, but she'd do it if I would let her.  So the other evening right before I went to bed I put on clean underwear, turned the lights out and went to bed.  I woke up about 5:30 am, had to go to the bathroom.  Sat on the toilet and seen the crotch of my underwear with a hole about the size of a 50 cent piece.  WTF........Apparently she got into my dirty underwear and chewed the crotch until there was a hole in then......must have happened when I had my laundry by the door to go to the laundry mat.  I took a nap and when I got up she had several piece if my laundry scattered around the room.  Hell I just picked them all up threw it back in the basket not thinking anything of it.  So now I have to make sure she stays out of my dirty clothes!!

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