Football Man........touch down zero

I decided I need to blog about my football man. Now this is out of order for my knotches but this one has been bugging me for a while.  Now I have mentioned that I love football and I have had this man hitting me that is a ex-football player, he claims he was a pro football player but I'm not so sure.  Anyway he was talking to me, making the moves, at one point I ask him straight up what he wants with me.  He admitted he wanted sex........now I'm saying it much more bluntly than did, he actually said "make love to you".  I just said ok I can deal with that but i made him wait several more weeks because I had to think about if that is what I wanted........basically just sex.  He called me one day and wanted to come over so finally I decided.....what the hell, I'm grown and know what I'm getting into.  I told him to come over later in the evening, and of course he did.  He came in and the first thing he sat on my couch for a little while and we just talked.  Now one thing I have to say he is a big man.........works out, coaches football, etc.........you can tell he played football because he is huge.  I have a small dog......she is all of 7 pounds but a hyper little girl.  She was all excited that someone was at ours place but football man acted all leery of little dog so I kept her away from him.  If you have  pet you know what I mean when I say if you like me, you have to like my pet......so that football man was acting so strange about my little dog didn't sit so well with me. (here again I should have got a clue!!!!)  Anyway she got away from me, jumped on the arm of the chair, over to the arm of the couch up on football man's shoulder, ran across his shoulders and down on the other side.  It was so funny but the best part was the look on football man's face, like he was going to jump up, run and total shock.  (here again I should have gotten a clue) I really think football man was scared of this little dog.  I than put little dog in her crate and covered it with a blanket so she would leave us alone.  Then we got down to business on the couch.  I like how he kiss at least it wasn't bad, wasn't the best but pretty average.  While sitting on the couch I pulled of my shirt and had my pants open..........decieded we should be comfortable, so we went to my bedroom......Rest of the clothes come off and the first thing I realize this man has a small dick.......about the size of my thumb, and uncut.  I think maybe when he gets hard it gets bigger........oh hell no......no such luck for me. I'm absolutely tripping.......OMG not again.  Yes he has a thumb-size dick and no hard-on.  I even went down on him thinking maybe this would be ok, that he would get hard and it would be bigger........Oh no...............he kept saying over and over "oh that feels good, that feels good, that feels good", but hell he could'nt get a hard-on.  So when he couldn't get hard I was done because I had been down this road before but he asks for some lube and for me to get on my knees.......so WTF I can be game, I get the lube, give it to him, get on my knees, my ass in the air, he lubes up his Mr Softee the proceeds to rub it up and down the crack of my ass.  I bury my face in the covers trying not to laugh out loud, trying to hold my shoulders still so he don't realize I'm laughing.  Finally I have had enough, he didn't eat at the "Y", couldn't stand up for the action and wasn't long enough to get there even if Mr Softee would have stood at attention.  I'm wondering what the hell do I say to him and not laugh........then I get the bright idea to say I think I scared him with me being so forward..........here again making it look like it was my fault.......but I couldn't be mean, he has had to live his entire life with a little Mr Softee.  Has to live the rest if his life with a little dick but I wanted him gone from my place.  All I could do was laugh the rest of the evening. I haven't heard from him since thank my lucky stars or the sex god......whatever.  The one thing I can't figure out is what does a man think when he has such a small dick that he's gonna start something with a woman to have sex with her.  If you have a small dick at least compensate by either giving a great finger fuck or eatin pussy.  If you don't or can't  do either then stay home and put your Mr Softee into your own hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Birthdays.......just another day!!!!

well Monday is my birthday.......another year older......but what does it really mean?  I don't feel any older. Birthday isn't what makes me feel older.....it is the stresses in life......job, children, men, money, and just life challenges in general.  I don't feel like my age and hopefully people see I am young at heart........I think of myself as I did years ago just more experience under my belt.  I feel much younger now because I have much more happiness in my heart than I had for many years.  I lost alot of my heart in the last several years and finally feel like I'm getting that back.  I'm doing things for myself and want to enjoy my life.........so here is to birthdays and not getting older but younger at heart and enjoying  life!!!!!!!

what's the deal with men????

I have a friend that was starting to see someone, take your time to get to know the man but you really like him.  After all the crap that you have been thru you want to take your time and make sure of what's going on. You talk and talk with the new man, there is so much you like about him that you start thinking this might turn into something.  You get to feel like a teenager again and get to make out but still not sure how far you really want to go........then finally you get there and the man can't get it up. I'm Sorry Pool-girl!!!!! Been there had that happen to me.......and when it does the first thing is WTF......but then you start to wonder what the fuck is wrong with me, especially if the man has been all over you, sweet talking you with how beautiful, sexy, hot, gorgous or whatever they say to sweet talk you.  I don't know what the problem with the man is.......if it is a ED issue, over excitment, they are closet gay, or they are just full of shit.  But when it is time to get down to the dance in the sheets and he can't get it up alot falls back onto the woman as to what the hell is wrong with me.  I can't figure it out and truly don't care anymore......i basically think men are full of shit.......nothing personal against any one man but I'm so over it.  I deal with alot of self confidence issues anyway without having to deal with a man's limp noodle problems.  If you can't get it up then let me know because I will understand and can be patient but don't fuckin tell me "I don't know?? This hasn't ever happened to me before"........because I promise it is not the first time it has happen, and yes it counts when you are spanking the monkey and can't finish yourself off.   After all that sweet talking why would you mke it to be like it was my fault for your limp noodle issue.  To be honest because of the meds I have a hard time getting to the big "O" but don't mean I don't enjoy all the action.  I think from now on if I ever find anonther man I would like to dance in the sheets with I'm gonna tell him........fuck me like there is no tomorrow but maybe I will and maybe I won't fall over the edge........but it's not you if I don't........it is me!!!!!

addiction

I have decided I have a addiction.....it sucks because it is so hard to break. I don't have many vises, I don't smoke, don't drink coffee or caffine drink, don't do drugs. I do like to drink liquor but that's not the addiction...its a serious addiction because I can't stop. For about 2 or 3 weeks I can cut back to one a week and then after that it is like I have to make up for lost time and that's all I want. It is terrible and so frustrating because I don't what to have to feel like I have to have and I don't want to crave it. I know your going ok so what is the addiction already....and it not sex. I have admitted I have a problem....I have an addiction...I need it when I'm happy, when I'm sad, when I'm stressed and I just am...I'm addicted to Dr Pepper!! Yes I have faced my addiction but I don't know how to break it to beat this addiction. I need to be admitted to Dr Pepper rehab Sign me up!!

Hi to my followers

Hi Everyone!!!! I want to say thanks for reading my blog. I know sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's crazy, sometimes it's really strange, and of course sometimes it's just plain dumb........but sometimes that is what goes thru my mind and I feel like blogging about that. If you're a regular follower please add yourself as a follower and if you have comments feel free to comment. I would love your comments and if you have an idea I could blog about let me know. I will get back to some more knotches to add to my bedpost but all in good time, sometimes I struggle finding the right words to talk about some of those situations and the men involved. Yes so far all the situations with the men actually happened.

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Butter!!

mustache

Everyone knows someone with a mustache, or maybe I should say a man.........but you know one of your friends has a Lady-stache. Yes that is exactly what you think it is..............a lady with a mustache. Now I won't lie I have a issue with the lady-stache but I wax that puppy off and between waxings I pluck them sucker out. Still haven't figured out why as you get older you start growing hair in funk place that a person should just not grow hair and one of those places is the lady-stache. Now I'm not saying only older lady's grow the "stache", I've seen a few younger lady's with the "stache" but today I noticed several different women with the lady-stache going on.........I can't help but wonder do they look in the mirror and see it or do their eyes lie to them and they don't see it??? Am I just crazy anal because soon as I seen one little hair I'm freakin out and pluckin that bad boy. I figured everybody and their brother has seen it and are wondering what's up with my lady-stache. Now I know i'm crazy about it but I used to work this woman, younger than me and she had a seriously, major, big time lady-stache going on. I'm mean it was so much hair on her lip I wondered if her husband was gay and enjoyed the tickle of that hairy lip when he kissed her. If she was going down on him he had to see that mustache on her lip and feel like a man was suckin his noodle. I can't help but wonder why he didn't say, "hey baby let's try a new look and lose the lady-stache". What man wants to kiss and have relations with a woman that has a better mustache than he does??? Just one of those thing I ponder and just can't figure out!!!!!!

Man Purse

Yesterday late afternoon I took a nap when I work up it was 8:30 I knew I wasn't going to bed ready fro bed unil late. I decided to go out for a little while, I hadn't had supper, so i got a shower, then went to Bdubs for some grub, hoping there would be some kind of football on......there was but it was college. Had a drink, enjoyed some dinner, watched the game......it was after 11pm, I left and decided to go by one of my other hang out spots.......ok go in and have a drink. Sitting there shootin the shit with the bartender and a couple other people. Seen this group of guys that came in.......they looked like they couple have been scoccer players or something..............or something is the key word here.........but I think they were actually just a bunch of mexican. The one guy had a man purse over his shoulder, he even kept his money in his man purse and got his wallet out of his man purse to pay for his beer. I'm sorry but if you need to bring in a man purse when you go to a bar you got more baggage the any woman in the joint. I'm sorry lose the man purse dude, grow some balls and put your money in your pocket.

Now I don't see a guy with a man purse very often but after seeing the dude at the bar with one, then seen one on Monday at a Walmart in West Lafayette with one, I'm starting to wonder is this the new male generation.........carrying a manpurse.......what is that all about showing their fenimine side???? Well the hell with that put your shit in your pocket and walk like a man!!!!