Football Man........touch down zero

I decided I need to blog about my football man. Now this is out of order for my knotches but this one has been bugging me for a while.  Now I have mentioned that I love football and I have had this man hitting me that is a ex-football player, he claims he was a pro football player but I'm not so sure.  Anyway he was talking to me, making the moves, at one point I ask him straight up what he wants with me.  He admitted he wanted sex........now I'm saying it much more bluntly than did, he actually said "make love to you".  I just said ok I can deal with that but i made him wait several more weeks because I had to think about if that is what I wanted........basically just sex.  He called me one day and wanted to come over so finally I decided.....what the hell, I'm grown and know what I'm getting into.  I told him to come over later in the evening, and of course he did.  He came in and the first thing he sat on my couch for a little while and we just talked.  Now one thing I have to say he is a big man.........works out, coaches football, etc.........you can tell he played football because he is huge.  I have a small dog......she is all of 7 pounds but a hyper little girl.  She was all excited that someone was at ours place but football man acted all leery of little dog so I kept her away from him.  If you have  pet you know what I mean when I say if you like me, you have to like my pet......so that football man was acting so strange about my little dog didn't sit so well with me. (here again I should have got a clue!!!!)  Anyway she got away from me, jumped on the arm of the chair, over to the arm of the couch up on football man's shoulder, ran across his shoulders and down on the other side.  It was so funny but the best part was the look on football man's face, like he was going to jump up, run and total shock.  (here again I should have gotten a clue) I really think football man was scared of this little dog.  I than put little dog in her crate and covered it with a blanket so she would leave us alone.  Then we got down to business on the couch.  I like how he kiss at least it wasn't bad, wasn't the best but pretty average.  While sitting on the couch I pulled of my shirt and had my pants open..........decieded we should be comfortable, so we went to my bedroom......Rest of the clothes come off and the first thing I realize this man has a small dick.......about the size of my thumb, and uncut.  I think maybe when he gets hard it gets bigger........oh hell no......no such luck for me. I'm absolutely tripping.......OMG not again.  Yes he has a thumb-size dick and no hard-on.  I even went down on him thinking maybe this would be ok, that he would get hard and it would be bigger........Oh no...............he kept saying over and over "oh that feels good, that feels good, that feels good", but hell he could'nt get a hard-on.  So when he couldn't get hard I was done because I had been down this road before but he asks for some lube and for me to get on my knees.......so WTF I can be game, I get the lube, give it to him, get on my knees, my ass in the air, he lubes up his Mr Softee the proceeds to rub it up and down the crack of my ass.  I bury my face in the covers trying not to laugh out loud, trying to hold my shoulders still so he don't realize I'm laughing.  Finally I have had enough, he didn't eat at the "Y", couldn't stand up for the action and wasn't long enough to get there even if Mr Softee would have stood at attention.  I'm wondering what the hell do I say to him and not laugh........then I get the bright idea to say I think I scared him with me being so forward..........here again making it look like it was my fault.......but I couldn't be mean, he has had to live his entire life with a little Mr Softee.  Has to live the rest if his life with a little dick but I wanted him gone from my place.  All I could do was laugh the rest of the evening. I haven't heard from him since thank my lucky stars or the sex god......whatever.  The one thing I can't figure out is what does a man think when he has such a small dick that he's gonna start something with a woman to have sex with her.  If you have a small dick at least compensate by either giving a great finger fuck or eatin pussy.  If you don't or can't  do either then stay home and put your Mr Softee into your own hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!