Landscape

My friend told me he did some manscaping so of course my mind wonders about things....like what exactly and how much manscaping....I mean I know what he's talking about but how much?? Just trimming the short and curlies or buzzin the bush down to like a G.I.'s buzzcut when he joins the army?? Or getting out the razor and giving it up to the boyhood days of no hair?? Now I don't know about other women but for myself I like the ladyscaping....used to do the "landing strip" but I could never keep it in a nice strip and then when you would keep the landing strip those hairs would grow long and get curly then that was kinda strange too. So than every so often I would have to trim the curlies back....that's just too much trouble...I finally decided to go "Bald Eagle"....just lather up just like when I do my legs and swipe, swipe, and its done. Just feels cleaner,think it smells cleaner too...not to mention about that special visit from Aunt Martha. Only thing is if I'm bald eagle and Mr Funtime is reliving his boyhood...that's no fun becausehis junk just sticks too much to my cushion for the pushin instead of getting a good slid and glide going. Manscaping or Ladyscaping....would you let someone else to it to you or is that a job you rather handle personally?? Wow that's an interesting question.....what would I do??