toliet paper

I don't know about most people but I'm kinda picky about toliet paper. The kind of toliet paper I buy to how the roll goes one the roller. First it has to be that when you pull the paper it rolls over the top and down.......any other way and I have to change it. I absolutely hate it when it falls down the back and you have to keep spinning the roll to get ahold of the end. Then I like soft paper not that crappy paper most public places use in their restrooms.......not only is that paper stiff and crispy but seems like it is always 1 ply paper. One ply paper is just asking for trouble......yes, first you have to pull a wad as big as a softball to get the coverage you need when your taking care of business, then you have to worry about slippage or tear thru. If you don't have a big enough wad you don't want a finger tearing thru at any point in the process. Another thing about that thin, crappy paper when those public restrooms clean and put new rolls in, they are so tight in the roller when you pull the sheet they tear of one sheet at a time........or just the corner and you have to hold on to it, trying to unroll with the other hand!!!!! Then you gotta love the brand new roll that the start end is glued down and you have to tear thru the first 6 layers to get it started. You tell me these things have not happened to you at some point in your business trips to the restroom??