mustache

Everyone knows someone with a mustache, or maybe I should say a man.........but you know one of your friends has a Lady-stache. Yes that is exactly what you think it is..............a lady with a mustache. Now I won't lie I have a issue with the lady-stache but I wax that puppy off and between waxings I pluck them sucker out. Still haven't figured out why as you get older you start growing hair in funk place that a person should just not grow hair and one of those places is the lady-stache. Now I'm not saying only older lady's grow the "stache", I've seen a few younger lady's with the "stache" but today I noticed several different women with the lady-stache going on.........I can't help but wonder do they look in the mirror and see it or do their eyes lie to them and they don't see it??? Am I just crazy anal because soon as I seen one little hair I'm freakin out and pluckin that bad boy. I figured everybody and their brother has seen it and are wondering what's up with my lady-stache. Now I know i'm crazy about it but I used to work this woman, younger than me and she had a seriously, major, big time lady-stache going on. I'm mean it was so much hair on her lip I wondered if her husband was gay and enjoyed the tickle of that hairy lip when he kissed her. If she was going down on him he had to see that mustache on her lip and feel like a man was suckin his noodle. I can't help but wonder why he didn't say, "hey baby let's try a new look and lose the lady-stache". What man wants to kiss and have relations with a woman that has a better mustache than he does??? Just one of those thing I ponder and just can't figure out!!!!!!