Just wondering

Today on the way to work I stopped at Ricker's to get a pop for work and as I'm sitting in my truck this group of high school boys walk up to the building stop and talk to some other friends that were by their car......next thing I notice not one but at least 3 of this group of guys is tweakin around the front of their pants....adjusting the package....unstickin their balls from their leg, I don't know but I have noticed a lot of that going on these days. I raised two boys and while they growing up I never noticed it before but as they became young men the tweaking, adjusting and moving of the junk became much more noticable. What is the deal is the noodle and swedish meatballs hangin down so far that it needs moved around and unstuck, maybe a little Gold Bond powder would help that stickin issue. Thank the good Lord women don't have the need to adjust the girls and tweak the nips and do some general scratching.......ok enough of that I gotta pull the wedgie out of the crack of my ass.