customer service my style

I just had a passing thought......my profile if you read it says I work for a big grocery store chain amd yes this is true.....they preach, encourage, insist, push customer service. Now dont get me wrong when I go to a store I want good customer service, be treated nicely by reasonably smart customer service people. Now I feel like I am a very smart customer service person and I have to say as a general rule my staff is the same............but where in god's name do all these stupid, unreasonable, greedy down right crazy people come from that think I as a customer service person has to kiss their ass?????? I guess it is a good thing that I don't get to say all the things that go thru my mind when I see some of these people or smell these people or listen to and hear these people talk or having to deal with their craziness. Just looking at some of these customer I wish we could give away hotel size bars of soap, shampoo, toothbrushes and toothpaste. I understand about not having a lot of money but at least bath and keep clean. Wash your hands, face, hair and clothes........and combs and brushes go a long way not to mention the use of scissors to cut the rats nests out of their hair. Then OMG they must have dirty mirrors or no mirrors because the clothes they wear............even plain jeans and a shirt would look better then the rolls, muffin tops, sagging boobs, and wide load asses they squeeze into clothes that are spagehetti strap, tank tops, tube top, stretch pants, shorty shorts, low hung jeans and all around skank wear they bought in sizes 3 times too small!!! I haven't mentioned the hairdos, makeup, and shoes. It is unreal how these people dress on a daily bases. How can they stand to smell themselves......imagine how thei home must smell......ewwwwww yuck.
Men wearing womens clothes and wigs because they are drag queens, girls that dress like dudes, which wouldn't be such a big deal but they all dress like either ICP or hip hop gangster. Have I mentioned tatoos?? I love tats, have a few myself, will probably get more but today was a topper.........this girl shaved her eyebrows and had stars tatooed in a arch for eyebrows. I was like WTF.......I know she would be on the top of my to hire list!!! I just dont understand that some people get tats that are so freakin ugly.......I just want to ask "did you pay money to have that done??? I hope not, cuz if you did you need a refund." Then there are the customer that just absolutely drive me over the edge.......do they think I'm stupid.........if some of these people spent as much time on honest work that they do to figure out how to scam the store they would probably have plenty of money. I've had customer make me so mad I have done the "fuck you dance" to walking away and slamming the office door......and I have said things before I shouldn't have but there comes a time where all bets are off. So people are so freakin rude like I owe them the world and everything in it but I don't how much or how little you have I don't owe you anything........I work hard to take care and support myself........I live by you treat me kindly and nice I will be the same to you.......I will even start it and be nice first but don't give me your shit and adittude cuz bitch all bets are off and the shit is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!